desketchify
1. to conduct an exhaustive google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin’s wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.
that fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from yale. before we kick it on a first date, i need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo’ real.
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