deskjack
when a boss or coworker rushes you with work-related issues and/or questions before you have a chance to turn on your computer or get settled in at your desk.
i hope jane doesn’t deskjack me this morning. i’m sooooooooo not in a diplomatic sp-ce right now….
my boss deskjacked me with a bunch of copy work before i could even read my email.
the act of masturbating at either your or a coworker’s desk in your office. it is preferrable to have a witness but the honor system can also be used.
john: man i’m feeling better now.
ted: oh did you desk jack?
john: yeah but not at my desk…i was over at lynn’s desk.
ted: did you use an -ssist?
john: yeah. i used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an -ssist.
ted: cool.
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