desktop hoarder


adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. this defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.
ex:

jeff: hey steve, what’s your desktop background?

steve: what background?

jeff: dude, you can’t even see it because your a desktop h–rder!

steve: dang! where did i put that file!?
similar to a regular h–rder, but a desktop h–rder is someone who has a ton of junk on their pc they refuse to delete
that girl has a 2 terabyte hard drive 90% full of junk she refuses to get rid of. she is a desktop h–rder.

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