Desockoprived
when you are in a rush to find matching socks and you already have the only one that isnt an exotic color and then you have to empty out your whole sock drawr to discover that the other non-exotic colored sock wasnt there to begins with, but instead it is dirty, in the process of getting cleaned, or missing.
“john, you’re late!”
“sorry boss, i was desockoprived! it wasnt my fault! and look at my exotic-colored socks i have on that i had to wear!”
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