desperation towel
1. when one uses a restroom and there are either no paper towels or a hand dryer, so he or she just uses his shirt as a subst-tute. in the ideal situation, a colleague or employee is using the bathroom the same time as you and you can use their desperation towel.
jake: “hey bra! what ya up to?”
brian: “i’m waiting for bill to use the bathroom so i can use his pink shirt as a desperation towel.”
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