Dessertarianism
the practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. a person who practice in dessertarianism is commonly known as a dessertarian.
friend 1: do you have any special dietary requirement?
friend 2: yea, i’m a dessertarian.
friend 1: what does that mean?
friend 2: i realised that when i broke up with peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. so i’ve been practicing dessertarianism every since.
friend 1: you realised you’ll get fat right?
friend 2: that’s future me’s problem.
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