dessipeanut
dessipeanut is a female that is so good looking that you just want to c-m in your pants when they walk past you. you get whip lash because you turn your head so fast when they walk past. you would sell ur mother and your grandmother just to spend one night with them.
-hot young girl walks past-
dimitri: omg look at that dessipeanut!!!
stath: dude where??
dimitri: over there.
stath: oh sh-t your right she is a dessipeanut dam i wish i didn’t have a girlfriend.
dimitri: your loss im on it, laters
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