destin

tourist city located in the florida panhandle
destin is known for its crunk clubs and famous white beaches
youre party hookup

always banging new chicks erry day.
destin
adj./adv.

1 to radiate wonder, mystical talent, and raw/uncensored awesomeness that may cause anything under ten pounds to spontaneously begin to levitate 2. to be so wanted by everyone, women (and even some men) begin to offer their children to you, born or unborn, as well as other meaningful objects as a symbol of their desire.

noun

1. one who can perform seemingly impossible tasks because of their unprecedented magnificence (cutting diamonds with words of pure terror, walking through doors without opening them, making everyone laugh at his joke twenty years before one has said it.)

verb

1. to channel one’s presence of supernatural purity and brilliance into an impossible phenomenon 2. to do something that is so incredibly awesome that people kill themselves only so they can see it again when their life flashes before their eyes.
adj./adv.

“boy: i have to go to my aunt’s funeral tomorrow. girl: i’m so sorry to hear that! how did she p-ss away? boy: she saw inception and it was so destinly she melted. girl: …awesome…”
“that new kid is soooo funny, and he can see through trees… he’s just so destin!”

noun

“so i was at the store with my two year old daughter when suddenly i just up and chucked her and my wedding ring at this guy. i didn’t know what had come over me. only when he turned around and safely caught her and the ring with his words of justice did i realize… he was a complete destin.”
“i used to hate it when jack would pick on me, but then i became friends with a destin, now whenever he comes near us, we make him lose another job ten years in the future. he doesn’t even know yet.”

verb

“witness: you just destined that bank robber… can i kill myself so i can see it again? modest hero chuckles lightly: yes. if you must.”
much like a drunken night topped off with taco bell always a good decision at the time, but boy does your -ss hurt the next morning.
guy 1: dude why are you walking like that?
guy 2: ended up pullin a destin last night
guy 1: oh… ok
verb, to run on the roads without a shirt on, as one would in destin, fl.

used commonly in the u.s. southeast region among hardcore runners.
“it was so hot and humid that all of the runners in the group agreed to destin.”