destructo-tard
someone h-ll-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable
don’t hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. just give it a second.
after wrecking his mercedes, bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.
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