Detachable Penis
a song about a d-ld- by king missle.
it doesn’t even rhyme, it’s just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his “detachable p-n-s” with people chanting “detachable p-n-s” in the background.
if you don’t believe me just look at these lyrics.
sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, i don’t know.
even though sometimes it’s a pain in the -ss… i like having a detachable p-n-s.
2 more definitions
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1. a s-xual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
the male penetrates the female’s v-g-n- with an object that resembles a p-n-s (d-ld-, cuc-mber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing “grunts” and “moans.”
within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and “screams,” leaving the p-n-s-like object inside of the female.
when performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male’s p-n-s has “fallen off.”
2. a male who has leprosy, and whose p-n-s can literally detach.
1. “no, cherise didn’t get beat up last night. clint just pulled the detachable p-n-s on her, and she fainted right into the headboard.”
2. “jesus christ!”
a p-n-s that can be removed and then re-attached.
one day ben lost his p-n-s while he was high, he didn’t know where it went to. it usually hangs to the left, but that day it decided to hang to the right. well, ben wasn’t smart enough to figure that out. he went upstairs and finally found his p-n-s, and he was happy again. ben thought he lost it, because he thought he had a detachable p-n-s.
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