detector van
detector vans where first introduced to the uk in 1952 by the bbc.the reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a tv licence.what the bbc didn’t tell the population was that this was a load of pish.
in the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the uk,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
“mum,there is a bbc detector van outside our house”
“it doesn’t matter son,–it is a load of pish–
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