detextify
the act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.
original text : “i did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink”
drunk conversion: “need me to detextify? ‘i did indeed. i’m going through the car wash now because you made me drink'”
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