Detour
a sh-t town located on the county line of carroll county and frederick county. consist of 10-15 houses that all look poor and like sh-t. alot of wh-r-s and pot heads live here.baically an all american sh-t town.
a redneck town located in detour md
a spontaneous, quick stop at a friend’s or acquaintance’s place for a s-xual encounter
i’m stopping at kesha’s house for a detour before going to work
1: an annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to “fix” a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you’re going.
2: a great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to…such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
me: mom, i’m home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
mom: stupid mexicans -shakes head in disappointment-.
2:
me: i told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
you: weren’t you there for like, an hour?
me: yeah, napkins saved my life….and my led zeppelin shirt. that interstection is most definitely corrupted.
you: ….how many “allowed characters” do you have?
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