Detroit High-Five
a mixed drink comprised of faygo orange pop and mohawk tequila. plentiful in the c-ss corridor, it is (more or less) the reason wayne state university has such a low graduation rate.
its popularity is also directly correlated with unemployment as the drink has become the ironic favorite of former big three employees.
dan: why is raj trying to scale heidelberg project?
lou: he p-ssed his urban planning exam so we each gave him a detroit high-five.
former gm employee: it’s the second anniversary of my pink slip.
former ford employee: detroit high-fives.
when one man is engaging in s-xual intercourse with a woman from the rear and another man is receiving oral s-x from the same woman. as this is happening the 2 men are giving eachother high fives.
me and mike gave this hot chick a detroit high five last night, my hand still hurts from the intense high five action.
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