Detroit Slammer


…the time when one is attempting to complete a “cleveland steamer” by defacating on one’s mate’s chest, but in mid-sh-te, the “steamer” becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the “slammer” (if such person is a m-s-ch-st)
gosh, i was gettin’ it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest….i must’ve had some bad thai food or somethin’, but i cranked out a detroit slammer all over her breats!! d-mn, she was p-ssed!
usually referred to as having someone defocating on you, while having a bad case of the runs. the most common of detroit slammer involves eating a coney dog, and cr-pping the remains all over someone’s face anyone who enjoys this practice should drown in a big pool of sh-t.

“after you eat that coney dog, could you pleas drop trou, and squeeze out a detroit slammer on my chest”
~tenacious d, “rock your socks off”

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