detumescence
tumescence in reverse; the process where, after -j-c-l-t–n, a man’s p-n-s shrinks and reverts to “normal” pre-s-xual size.
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“i get b-n-rs quick but after s-x i lose them quick too. my d-ck goes back to normal size before i can say “detumescence”.
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