Deuce Bumps
the goose b-mps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.
i knew i had to find a rest stop post-haste when i got the deuce b-mps.
chill b-mps or goose b-mps that appear on your skin when a bowel movement is about to occur.
i was in the car and it hit me. i had to go so bad i had deuceb-mps all over my arms and legs.
when your p–p is releasing from your b-tthole and the person p–ping experiences gooseb-mps (esp. on the legs)
i can remember one time during the summer i had to p–p so bad that when i finally made it to the toilet and p–ped, i experienced deuceb-mps.
the gooseb-mps you get while in the middle of dropping deuce.
“i told her i didn’t cr-p in her closet but she saw the deuceb-mps and it all went downhill from there.”
the goose-b-mps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.
i knew i had to find a rest stop post-haste when i got the deuce b-mps
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