deuce diligence
the investigation of a t-rd left in a toilet which is not flushed, nor overtly claimed. typically of identification is performed with a certain standard of care and the term more commonly applies to voluntary investigations.
mother: who left the present in the toilet?
father: i have done my deuce diligence and determined that it was kendall who left the kids in the pool to have someone else drown.
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