Deviant Gentleman
a person who uses magical mind control to cause a pretty young lady to desire to perform s-xual acts such as a hand job followed by an amazing bl-w j-b that always involves swallowing.
the deviant gentleman used his amazing powers of mind control to persuade the pretty young lady to meet up for yet another barton.
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