devil scoop of chocolate
1)a shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.
2) secret “operations” involving said sketchster
i was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when i realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which i chuckled maniacally.
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