Devils Bagpipes


verb : to play the devil’s bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your b-lls during the adverts of a soft core p-rn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.
i was playing the devils bagpipes
blowing a guy while he has a dump rearing out of his r-ct-m…you push the breaching dump back in with your thumb, or for experienced piper’s, a toe. then the male will produce a low bellowing sound. this is the devil’s bagpipe.
“yo, dude, did you get a b.j. from that chick?”

“nah, man…even better…she was blowin’ my rod and then i felt a turtle head pokin out and she pushed it in with her thumb…i made this weird whale-ish kind of sound…i had heard legends of the devil’s bagpipe, but never experienced it. it was so awesome!”

“man, i want a devil’s bagpipe!”

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