Devil’s Doorbell
the cl-toris
billy: why are you so happy today, john?
john: last night, brittany let me ring the devil’s doorbell.
billy: nice!
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samantha: you look tired today!
melissa: i know, i was up all night ringing the devil’s doorbell.
samantha: nice!
see also, biffins bridge.
colin: your looking a bit pale today, mum?
mum: your dad rung the devils doorbell last night.
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