Devilution
an evolution of an evening whereby events spiral to a level where good people do bad things, usually regretted the next day, and generally inspired by one person being the group devil who likes to reak havoc.
there is a random probability that an evening ends this way, 50/50 usually determined on a toss of a coin or which way the wind blows.
therefore devilution is the random probability of good being evil and evil being good. usually determined by a toss of a coin or which way the wind blows.
in a world where there are only two kinds of people, devils and saints a cl-ssic devilution of an evening is a saint behaving like a devil or vice versa. more than likely there is alcohol involved and events can be more pr-nounced on evenings such as rapture where the pending end of the world determines the coin toss, on nights such as this there is a direct correlation between devilution and apocalyptic s-x.
there is always a 50/50 chance of a devilution not occurring, this ratio is determined by the toss of a coin.
when one wakes the next day they use hopium to convince themselves they haven’t done anything bad.
events are more pr-nounced if there is a hotness hypnosis situation occurring between two parties.
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