Dewey

a gay guy that loves d-ck and men
eww there’s a dewey
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a super chill bro that bangs chicks like its his job. dewey is considered irresistable to girls. he often pops his shirt off which leads to girls running to him and begging him for super good pleasure. dewey’s homecourt is the boardwalk, a place where girls can not resist his super chill bro charm.
that ho stands no chance of resisting dewey’s charm, he will bang her.
one of donald duck’s nephews
person: which one is dewey
me: dewey is the one that wears blue clothes
pr-nunciation of the acronym for the criminal charge driving under the influence of intoxicants and driving under the influence (duii & dui)
i can’t believe that cop fingered me with a dewey last night even after i p-ssed all the tests!
an inconvenient b-n-r that must be displayed proudly:

generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to dewey ave.
adam: you’re not gonna believe this, i got a dewey right before the bell rang.
chris: ah man thats the worst.
adam: no that’s not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, i didn’t see her and my dewey rubbed against her.

jon: in math this morning i got a dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me.
sean: aw d-mn, what’d you do?
jon: i sported that sh-t proudly, what else are you supposed to do?

pat: guys. i have a confession to make. every day when i turn on dewey ave on the way to school i get a dewey. i don’t know what it is but its like my c-ck just knows where it is. i can’t help it. i’ve even tried taking different routes but it can sense when i’m turning on dewey. it’s ruining my life.
a nonsense word used as a gotcha to others. generally a great cause of annoyance. common usage includes saying something too fast to understand, then saying “deweys” after the person says says “what?”
person 1: hey are you going to the (incomprehensible word)?
person 2: what?
person 1: deweys.
a dui. phonetically, dui (as in driving under the influence) can be pr-nounced as such. in rural michigan, people often say that they got a dewey as opposed to a dui.
“man, you drive! i’m already working on my second dewey as is.”
one of donald duck’s nephews
someone: which one is dewey?
me: the blue one.