dewshe bag
the way douche bags spell douche bag because they’re trying to be cool.
(this would be a situation online)
random douche bag: youre such a dewshe bag!
smart person: you stupid dumb-ss douche bag, it’s spelled douche bag!
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- diapaperia  the inappropriate flow of excessive paperwork out of your -ss. joe had to leave work early today because he had a bad case of diapaperia. a disorder related to the unwanted flow of paperwork coming out of an -n-l bureaucracy i went home from work early today because my mailbox was full with more diapaperia […] 
- Diarehia Hut  taco bell… yep. i picked up some tacos from diarehia hut, man was i sh-ting everywhere 
- Dibbins  a small piece of sh-t dipped in treacle hi love whats for dinner? dibbins and chips love. what are dibbins? bits of sh-t dipped in treacle. to plunge a knife into the doctor’s back. (karl)”how did you perform dibbins?” (numbe)”the slap, stab, and kick method worked quite well.” 
- Dickboots  the metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major d-ck to someone due to their incompetence. hey brett, i want you to get ready because i’m about to put on my d-ckboots. so don’t feel too bad when i rip you a new -sshole. 
