dex dick
the particular predicament that occurs when you are tripping on cough syrup (aka robotripping, dexing, or tussing) and attempt to m-st-rb-t- or f-ck, but cannot perform to completion, no matter how hard you try.
i was robotripping all day and when i tried to jerk my chicken, i had a case of dex d-ck!
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