Dexter Morgan


the act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones t-st-cl-s and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.
man: yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so i had to pull a dexter morgan.
friend: that must have been like a murder scene.

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