DEXTING

texting while driving = dexting
i really shouldn’t be dexting, one of theses days im gonna be in a pile up on the highway because i wasn’t focusing on the road.
a.) dating via text messaging: dexting is most often practiced by males for whom actual dating is unfeasible and by nature the dexting relationship is invariably one-way. when asked, the female in the dexting relationship will be aloof to her “dexter”‘s intentions and advances. men most likely to be dexters are worm farmers, trekkies, and unemployed “artists”.
(based on a true dexting experience)
dexter: good morning beautiful
girl: lol…we haven’t even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: so are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! i don’t understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you’re too wrapped up in yourself. it would never have worked between us.
sending text messages while drunk
she had so much to drink last night she had to check her cell this morning to see who fell prey to her dexting.
a date you have through text when unforseen cerc-mstances prevent physical interaction
“hey sorry i have my kids tonight but we can start dexting as soon as the kids are asleep”
texting by one person which results in another’s death.
the woman was killed by a driver who was texting. thus the driver should be held criminally liable for dexting.

the student was murdered over text messages. dexting by students is out of control.
to engage in texting or im conversation about the show dexter with another person while you both are watching the show dexter.
oh yes i saw dexter last night and i was dexting with my bff the whole time.
a. when you have exchanged phone numbers from a singles website and are getting to know them by texting but actually haven’t met in person. b. the phase between emailing a girl/guy from a singles site that you want to date but you haven’t actually met in person. you are date texting.
1. dude, i’ve been dexting this girl for a week now. she sounds awesome.
2. dude, go ahead and ask her out on a real date.

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