Dexyslopslopunk
(pr-nounced “dexy (like s-xy)-slop-slaugh-punk”)
stands for “dirty and s-xy but sloppy sloppy drunk.” occurs when the girl you’ve been eyeing up at a bar or party crosses over into that place where all her inhibitions are gone (great!) but, unless you’re drunker than she is, trying to hook up with her becomes a questionable, perhaps illegal, option (boo!).
guy 1: “did you get to hook up with that girl you have a crush on from work last night at happy hour?”
guy 2: “no, i waited too long to make my move and by the time i got up the courage to talk to her she was dexyslopslopunk – she was dancing on a table in a miniskirt with no panties and puking into an empty beer pitcher when i left.”
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