DFS (Don’t Fuck Sofa’s)
when you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a p-rno, then you get to into and rap your d-ck in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.
zack: ‘hey man how did the party go’
joe: ‘man it was wild’
zack: ‘an regrets’
joe: ‘yeah’
zack: ‘what’
joe: ‘ i f-cked a sofa!’
zack: ‘theres a new slogan dfs (don’t f-ck sofa’s)
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