DGF
designated grenade f-cker
someone who has s-x with ugly fat girls as a favor so his buddys can get with her hot friends, almost like a wingman for large groups
dont worry my boy briggs is a dgf and will jump on that sh-t
don’t give a f-ck, meaning you don’t care.
i dgf about that sh-t.
acronym for don’t give a f-ck
1. those f-ggot c-cksuckers still got it in for you.
2. so? i dgf.
simply put “don’t give a f-ck” is what it stand for.
“as i flip the strip with a joint on my lip…and a cute honey dip with a grip on my d-ck. got me singin’ like a singer, swingin’ like a swinger…this is the d.g.f. style so put up your middle finger.” total devestation 93′
don’t give a f-ck .
also short for ‘ i dont give a f-ck ‘ or ‘ idgaf ‘
woman: sir, my daughter just dies in my arms !
man: dgf , lady .
dads go first
person 1- there’s a giant bug on my driveway!
person 2- make your dad go first!
person 1- dgf
person 2- dgf
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