dhivan


is the king of h-ll (satan), born on friday the 13th, and attends regular sacrifices.
favourite foods include : • his ballies c-ck.

• cornflakes and chutney.

• bhaji samoosa in tea.

• special sandwich, with extra hot sauce.

interests & hobbies include : • photography.

• catfishing.

• looking at small girls.

• throwing the bone (his ballies teeth).

• polishing shoes with his forehead.

• giving head.
keito says: “harder dhivan harder!”………dhivan replies: “yes daddy, yes !”

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