DHM
drunk hot mess;
what to call a girl when she is having too much fun being far too drunk, but somehow still looking good all the while
at this point, she is usually too wild to be coaxed to stop drinking.. don’t even bother trying to fix her hair
d-mn, look at the dhm still taking shots.
an action that demonstrates a “callous disregard for human life” and results in death. used as an exaggeration when someone overlooks feelings or seems not to care. implying they care so little, they’re killing you.
omg could you shut up about you and your new boyfriend, you are totally dhming me!
d-ck head maneuver
asking my girlfriend if she’s pregnant was a real dhm, dude.
see also: ahole, douchebag
dry hump master, the master of dry humping
pete do is the dhm!!!!!!
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