DHP

dhp is an acronym for d-ck-hard pills. these come is a variety of brands such as rock hard 72-hour power and extenze and are commonly found next to condoms or a register at you local gas station. the first known use of this term was in abilene texas in late august 2010.
did you get the dhp so we can knock out these sl-ts??
d-ck hungry for p-ssy. a man whose genitalia hungers for a female’s genitalia, voraciously.
man, shawn be tripping over this girl caroline. shiiiiiiiit, he be a dhp dawg. straight up to the fullest.
a unique phallac organ in which the glans protrudes far more than normal, giving a swollen or tumerous appearance. the only current known infectee is david, though those who know of it refer to it as dhp. the true cause is unknown, though similar symptoms may present from swelling injuries of the groin area. clearly detectable on site.
“that man is really suffering from dhp! either that, or it’s just fat…”
a dhp is a desperate h-m-s-xual predator and can be found mainly around the blackpool ( south sh-r-) area. you can spot a dhp lurking in the dark corners of pepes gay bar and also in flamingoes, hiding in the toilets. the way to trap a dhp is to put some sushi/nigella cookbook/a horse figurine with wings into a bear trap and to wait. be warned, dhp’s are highly aggressive and will bite your hiney
police officer: we’ve got a dhp, repeat a dhp on the lose, in the mens underwear section.
dry hairy p-ssy
dude don’t touch that girl she’s dhp
a slang term used by cops for tim horton’s, meaning dead hockey player.
i was over at the dhp getting a coffee.
a unique phallac organ in which the glans protrudes far more than normal, giving a swollen or tumerous appearance. the only current known infectee is david, though those who know of it refer to it as dhp. the true cause is unknown, though similar symptoms may present from swelling injuries of the groin area.
“that one isn’t just swollen, it’s suffering from dhp…”