DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome
the state which men enter when they are h-rny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)
this guy i met last week wont stop texting me.i should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has dhs-d-ck in hand syndrome now.
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