Diablo
n. 1, the devil. 2, a popular computer game by blizzard entertainment. 3, a bad-ss car made by the folks at lamborghini.
juan: “no me gusta el diablo.”
john: “who’s up for a game of diablo?”
jack: “dude, you just scratched my diablo!”
possibly the best video game in exhistance. if you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. you may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. the best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of p-rn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.
d-mn, i wish i could play diablo with you guys, but i lost my cd-key! i’ll just have to go home and m-st-rb-t-.
model manufactured by automobili lamborghini s.p.a. from 1990-2001. underwent multiple facelifts and varitations to it’s v-12 engine during its lifetime, ranging from sv to vt to gt to gtr designations, the last incarnation being the diablo 6.0. horsepower for this model ranged from 492hp (1990 diablo 2wd) to 590hp (diablo gtr).
the lamborghini diablo was replaced by the murcielago in 2002.
a word in spanish meaning devil, but also used for d-mn or f-ck …
diablo mami your so d-mn fine …
n. that to which one dedicates his or her life in the enlightenment that one cannot attain a signifigant other.
“i killed diablo on h-ll two-hundred times in a row, and all i got was a lousy ichorsting.”
a blizzard game who could have been so f-cking good, but its sh-t now cuz of all the hacker / thief / cheater / rusher
me : what so good to get to lvl 99 if you’re getting rushed?
moron : i’m not getting rushed, my friend deal 17,235,343 damage to the monster while i deal 33….i do a part of the job
noun. (diab-blow)
1. slang term for the devil.
2. stalker.
3. sociopath that follows you on the internet.
4. often -ssociated with the picture of a wolf.
5. does not know the meaning of dilligas.
be careful when you are on the internet, diablo may try and work his way into your life.
diablo was stalking me for a while, what can i say? dilligas
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