diahrrea monster


the sob who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to cr-p yourself. it is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.
i was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me cr-p out my insides.

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