Dial Douche


somebody who texts you “what’s up” and never responds when you send a reply. it’s safe to -ssume that this person doesn’t know d-ck about his or her b-lls and they probably listen to juicy j.
yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. he’s an imperial dial douche.

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