dialo
the equivalent of a typo when dialing a phone number resulting in an unexpected person to answer and an awkward conversation to follow.
person 1: dude, this guy called me and i don’t know who he is at all.
person 2: dude, it must have been a dialo.
person 1 and person 2 together: dude, tubular! -high fives-
slang for cellular phone or just a phone.
“ayo, who was you talkin to on the dialo?”
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