Diane moment
that moment when you say the first thing that pops. in your head and instantly realize you want to take it back.
talking to a server at a restraunt who is saying he has an opportunity to invest and make 100000$ fast and you say “that sure beats being a server” and he gets offended and walks away….the other people you are with say “wow that was a diane moment”
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