Diapermiling
diapermiling
• not changing your child’s diaper regularly, decreasing your amount of diapers used/purchased.
• a good excuse for not changing a diaper on your child before the wife gets home.
example:
cary: – hi honey, how was your day?
becky: – my day was stressful. i noticed that vivien’s diaper is almost falling off her hips, when did you change her last?
cary: – uh, no biggie dear, i was just saving us some money by “diapermiling”.
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