diarhea
misspelling of “diarrhea,” a favorite subject of elementary school songs learned on the playground.
(singing) when you’re sittin’ on the toilet and the toilet paper’s gone, be a man: use your hands! diarrhea!
(singing) when you’re ridin’ on your harley and you feel somethin’ gnarly: diarrhea! when you’re climbin’ on a ladder and you feel somethin’ splatter: diarrhea! diarrhea!
spalt splatter iwl its gushy mushy from your tushy
when your sitting in a bush and u feel sumtin squish diarhea diarhea!
ya know when ya east 2 much bad clams and you fart and feel water gush in your pants an your pants start to leak? yeah i know you know, well dats what it is my ghetto baby’s
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