diarrhea lasagna
when you get diarrhea in waves, and you just sit on the toilet alternating between sh-tting and wiping, thus building layers of sh-t and toilet paper akin to a lasagna. (liquid sh-t, followed by a layer of toilet paper, followed by another layer of liquid sh-t, then another layer of toilet paper, etc.)
oh man! i ate some bad mexican food last night that left me sitting on the toilet making a diarrhea lasagna for an hour.
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