diaz monday


when you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
hi honey it’s past 9 in the morning don’t you have work today? oh h-ll no, i ‘m pulling a diaz monday!

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