Dick About To Explode
max.
he’s never m-st-rb-t-d.
daniel friendman
don’t touch him, he might j-zz at any moment
nick who sucked chanels t-ts but didn’t get laid.
nick: “man i was sucking her t-ts on the dancefloor! now she is gone…”
andy: “man you have a”d-ck about to explode”!
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