Dick Bean
t-st-cl-s, scr-t-m, or nut sack; the best name to describe a man’s b-lls.
nick: yo, my girlfriend sucked my d-ckbeans so good last night!
iggy: nice.
n. kidney stone.
a small hard m-ss in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. also called nephrolith.
i heard you got d-ck beans.. i told you to stop drinking red bull.
or
you: i’m trying to take a p-ss man, but i got d-ck beans.
friend: good g-d, shoot it out already.
baseball: dìk-beeń: the act of getting the ball thrown intentionally at you. to get hit by a pitch intentionally thrown to hit you.
it seamed like johnny tried d-ckbean
alex, but he ducked and didn’t get hit!
the state of being a complete dumb-ss while also achieving the status of d-ckhead.
yeah, especially after he called his dead mother a b-tch…f-ckin’ d-ckbean.
a potato with two antlers, or similar growths, on the either side of its head.
g-d d-mn that is biggest crack-takin’ shirt pullin’ fire startin’ d-ck bean in the west!
i pierced my ear with a d-ck bean’s antlers.
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