dick butter
d-ck b-tter is the creamy white stuff that lubricates the inside of the v-g-n-.
her p-ssy was slippery and wet, coated with d-ck b-tter
another name for male sperm
you got d-ckb-tter on your jeans.
i left d-ckb-tter on her face.
wen a h-rny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a b-tterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.
man i was a horndog this morning and w-nking got out of hand….to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know d-ck b-tter was on the cards!
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