dick cancer
cancer of the d-ck.
development is due to too much m-st-rb-t–n while watching hentai.
involves several pros and cons.
pros:
your d-ck gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the d-ck cells, (and b-tches love big d-cks).
you don’t have to worry about being raped by a fat maori wh-r- because it’s contageous.
cons:
your d-ck won’t look like a d-ck no more, (although it gets bigger).
your d-ck will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a d-ckless man will die.
“f-ck that guy has d-ck cancer!”
“shame, that fat maori b-tch caught my d-ck cancer.”
“man, stop watching hentai. you gonna get the bad case of d-ck cancer.”
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