dick canopy
1. a slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.
2. an alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the d-ck), or any covering for the p-n-s.
3. a derogatory term for someone who sucks so much d-ck that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the p-n-s has a tan line.
1. jill: “did you see the d-ck canopy on that guy?”
jane: “yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer.”
2. “eww, that guys d-ck canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl.”
3. tob: “man that chicks a f-cking d-ck canopy.”
mat: “yeah, shes a real j-zz lizard.”
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