Dick Clark

an invincible man who has his own television special once a year on cbs after he leaves the cryogenic holds of a new york laboratory. after his television special, he is frozen once again to retain his perpetual looks for all of eternity
when nuclear holocaust happens, d-ck and c-ckroaches will be the only thing still living.
1) full name richard wagstaff clark, d-ck clark had his first major tv appearance as the host of “american bandstand” in 1957. nicknamed “the world’s oldest teenager” for his ability to always be knowledgable about america’s popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of “new year’s rockin’ eve”
2) a man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.
this song has been around forever! it’s so d-ck clark!
teabagging someone, but before the b-lls enter the mouth a countdown from ten occurs. usually followed by a shout of “happy new year!”
don’t p-ss out at billy’s house, he’ll give you the d-ck clark.
someone who gets s-xually turned on when put in front of a huge audience of clowns
i saw jimmy is doin a speech at the clown convention with a b-n-r. he is a complete d-ckclark
when you use a scented hard-on cream on your p-n-s and recieve a bl-wj-b with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. thus leading to talking like d-ck clark
dude, i have no idea what happened. i put hard on cream on my c-ck and my girl started blowin’ me and the next thing i knew after the bl-wj-b, she started talking like f-ckin’ d-ck clark himself!
a hard slap across a person’s chest while yelling “d-ck clark”.

it was invented during a drunken dispute over whether it was d-ck clark or james garner on “the rockford files”.
if you don’t keep your f-ckin mouth shut you’re gonna get d-ck clarked.
the guy who sounded like corky from “life goes on” on new years eve 2005.
d-ck clark has alot in common with corky now.